Potato Chip Guitar Pick

I remember back in the summer of 1999, or maybe it was the fall of 2000, I was recording a track at my home studio. And I couldn’t quite get the sound right… So, I tried playing the guitar with a potato chip, actually it was a tortilla chip… A yellow one… It was made from corn and black beans… I remember we had a whole bag of them, and I said “Oh wouldn’t it be funny if I recorded this song with a chip.” It took a bunch of takes because the damn chips kept falling apart.

And that song was “Hammer In The Back” from Dog Vomit Pizza

EDIT: Note from Nathaniel’s Legal Department: We must state for clarity that this post is clearly satire. Therefore legally you cannot take legal action against Nathaniel Roland for any salt damages to your instruments if you try this. Furthermore, our legal team will counter sue you and win because we know the prairie dogs have taken over the judicial system.